Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing
but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work
and they super do not see the irony in that
for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book:
I touch myself whenever I think about you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you’re awful.